[X] My Assistant

[Lollygag]

And then the fight started....
>
> When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
> expensive....so, I took her to a gas station..... And then the fight
> started....
>
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>
> After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
> Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to
> verify my age.? I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
> home.? I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home
> and come back later.
>
> The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
>
> So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair..
>
> She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'? and
> she processed my Social Security application.
>
> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
> Security office..
>
> She said, 'You should have dropped your pants.? You might have gotten
> disability, too'
> And then the fight started.....
>
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> My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept
> staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby
> table.
>
> My wife asked,' Do you know her?'
>
> 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend.? I understand she
> took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear
> she
> hasn't been sober since.'
>
> 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
> celebrating that long?'
>
> And then the fight started.....
>
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