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Posted 30 July 2008 - 07:46 PM

Many of you may not know it, but I've been busy the last few months putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book on my vast golf knowledge. The book is titled Golf My Way!

The book is finished and I believe it gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I gained through years of experience. I am proud of the results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family if they would be interested in purchasing a copy from the first printing.

The cost is only $29.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this e-mail with the appropriate credit card info.

Check one: ___ VIS A ___ Master Card ___ Discover ___ A merican Express

Card #: __________________________ Exp. Date ____________

Table of Contents:
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshall the Finger
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking A Cold Beer Before 9:00 am
Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 10 - How to Find The Ball Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th hole
Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five Off the Tee
Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to your opponent
Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 16 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 17 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 18 - Why Male Golfers Pay a Cart Girl in A Tank Top & Shorts $5 a beer with a $3 Tip, but balk at $3.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 09:23 PM

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I better buy one of them. I could relate to almost every chapter.

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Posted 30 July 2008 - 10:49 PM

This is definately a book of facts!

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Posted 31 July 2008 - 12:03 AM

I would definitely purchase a work of wisdom of this sort if only I played golf. However, I don't play golf. I consider golf to be the silliest game ever invented--even sillier than baseball.

At least in baseball someone else has to go chase your ball for you.

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