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[pjohns]

Adminisphere: The rarified organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

Alpha Geek: The most knowledgable, technically proficient person in an office or work group. "Ask Larry, he's the alpha geek around here."

Anally: Ocurring yearly

Anasthesia: A Russian princess you studied in school

Ankle: Opposite of aunty

Anthrax: Trail made by ants

Antibodies: Things uncles are familiar with

Aquadextrous: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

Asthma: What you do if dad says no