[X] My Assistant

[pjohns]

Bachelor: A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable

Bachelor:

Bachelor: The only man who has never told his wife a lie.

Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria

Barium: What doctors do when treatment fails

Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.

Beepilepsy: The brief siezure people somtimes suffer when their beepers go off, especially in vibrator mode. Characterized by physical spasms, goofy facial expressions, and stopping speech in mid-sentence.

Benign: What you are after you be eight

Blood Count: Dracula

Boot: What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skills.

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her