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pjohns

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 01:40 AM

Cad: A man who doesn't tell his wife that he's sterile until she's pregnant

Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people

Cardiac: Someone crazy about old cars

Carditis: Addicted to poker

Carpal: People who drive to work together

Cauterize: Made wye contact with her

CGI Joe: A hard-core CGI script programmer with all the social skills an charisma of a plastic action figure.

Chicken: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Chip Jewelry: A euphemism for old computers destined to be scrapped or turned into decorative ornaments. "I paid three grand for that Mac SE, and now it's nothing but chip jewelry."

Chips: The fattening, non-nutritional food computers users eat to avoid having to leave their keyboards for meals.

Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own

Crapplet: A badly written or profoundly useless Java applet. "I just wasted 30 minutes downloading this stinkin' crapplet!"

Cystogram: A telegram to your sister

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Posted 01 August 2008 - 02:35 AM

I am sitting here thinking, why am I reading all these?

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