[X] My Assistant

[pjohns]

File: What a secretary can now do to her nails six and half hours a day, now that the computer does her day's work in 30 minutes.

Flink: The act of turning on your car's turn signal just long enough for it to blink for half a second.

Floppy: The condition of a constant computer user's stomach due to lack of excercise and a steady diet of junk food.