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Top Ten Country & Western Songs

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Posted 15 October 2008 - 12:37 AM

Top Ten Country/Western Songs

10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body but Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with an Ugly Woman, but I Woke Up with a Few

8. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, but My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her to a Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm so Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country/Western song is...



1. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chewed My @** All Day Long.

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Posted 15 October 2008 - 01:48 AM

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Posted 15 October 2008 - 04:41 PM

I would have to agree with a few of those

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Posted 15 October 2008 - 05:14 PM

QUOTE (mrextreme @ Oct 15 2008, 10:41 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I would have to agree with a few of those


My husband got a big kick out of those as well. Had to share! teufel141.gif

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Posted 23 October 2008 - 05:55 PM

I have no Idea of what you are speaking...


perhaps a distant relative of mine...

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