[X] My Assistant

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Some have been posted before, but they are good for a Friday chuckle. Everyone have a great weekend.

How Blonde Is She???
She was Soooooooo Blonde
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here' she wrote 'Sagittarius'

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics'

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde..
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate. '
* She told me to meet her at the corner of ' WALK ' and ' DON'T WALK. '
* She tried to put M&M ' s in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* She missed bus #44, so she took bus #22 twice.
* She went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left.' She turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde ..
* When she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said ' TGIF, ' which she thought stood for 'This Goes In Front.'

MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
*She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company