[X] My Assistant

[pjohns]

How do you know when you're staying
in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say
'I gotta leak in my sink,' the clerk
replies, 'Go ahead.'
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol
out of the high schools.

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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a
Redneck murder:
1) T he DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush ?
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been called a teethbrush.) < /B>< I>
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed .
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Did you hear that the Redneck governor's
mansion burned down ?
'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn 't even finished coloring one of them.'

[P-Dogg]