[X] My Assistant

[scramblher]

John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude,
obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by
consistantly saying only polite words,playing soft music and
anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's
vocabulary.
Finally John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot,
The parrot yelled back at him.


John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.
John in desperation, threw up his hands grabbed the bird and shoved
him in the freezer.


For a few minutes the parrot sqauwked and kicked around and screamed.
Suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing he'd hurt the parrot,
John quickly opened the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms
and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language
and actions. I'm sincerly remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions
and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable
behavior".

John was stunned at the change in the birds attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what made such a
dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued.........

"May I inquire as to what the turkey did?"


Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

[Tom and Karen]

Did the parrot look like this?