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A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fellsilent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting..' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?'
The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 01:22 PM
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely and in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out, shouting "Holy Crap, What a Ride!"
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 04:51 PM
God bless the Marines.
Rules to live by:
Give your heart to Jesus.
Suck it up, no one said it would be easy.
Take care of your family.
Be good to others.
Work hard and never stop working.
Get out and ride.
Give your heart to Jesus.
Suck it up, no one said it would be easy.
Take care of your family.
Be good to others.
Work hard and never stop working.
Get out and ride.
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 08:01 PM
God bless all our military men, all over the world.
If you learned to read- thank a teacher.
If you learned to read English- thank a soldier!!
If you learned to read- thank a teacher.
If you learned to read English- thank a soldier!!
I ride 07 Can-Am 650. 9500 miles so far.
Maxxis Bighorns.
Rode 256 miles in one ride last year, looking for a 300 mile day this year.
Maxxis Bighorns.
Rode 256 miles in one ride last year, looking for a 300 mile day this year.
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Go BIG! or Go HOME!
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Posted 23 February 2009 - 08:08 PM
God Bless this guy! Marines 
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Possum Patrol
2008 TeamGreen BF 750
Warn 3.0 XT
ITP SS108's (Black)
25" Maxxis Bighorns
HL Penlock
Ricochet Skid Plates
A3 Spider Grips
TwinAir Air Filter
J&T Temp guage
Full Muzzy
Muzzy Digituner
2009 TTR 230 - Mine
2003 TTR 125 - Biggin's
2003 KLX 110 - Mallory
2006 TTR 50 - Macy
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They call me "DIRT"!!!
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Posted 24 February 2009 - 12:54 AM
AMEN!!!!!!!!!
--HMF LOUD AND PROUD!!!!!!!--
--GOTTA HAVE THE MUD--
07 Grizzly 660
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-->2000 Grizzly 600 Sold
-->1980s Yamaha Moto-4 200 Sold Trying to find to buy back!
-->1994 Suzuki LT-80 Sold
-->1980s Suzuki LT-50 bored to 80 Sold
--GOTTA HAVE THE MUD--
07 Grizzly 660
HMF Utility exhaust, Dynojet kit
27" ITP MudLite XLs
14" ITP C-Series Type 7 Wheels
Blue Spider grips
American Trails Rear Rack Bag
-->2000 Grizzly 600 Sold
-->1980s Yamaha Moto-4 200 Sold Trying to find to buy back!
-->1994 Suzuki LT-80 Sold
-->1980s Suzuki LT-50 bored to 80 Sold
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Posted 29 May 2009 - 06:51 AM
HOORAH! Semper- Fi
It's better in the dirt!!
Asphalt is for getting there and
Dirt is 4 racin!!!
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Renthal Bars
Laegers, +1 steering stem and Anti Vibe mount
Tusk Heel Guards
Asphalt is for getting there and
Dirt is 4 racin!!!
2004 Honda trx 400ex
LRD Full Race exhaust
Dyno Jet Stage 2
Uni filter
Itp HD's on .190 wheels on front
Maxxis, Irazrs in Baja wheels in the rear
Moose bark busters
Pro armor skids and bumpers
Pro Armor Peg Maximisers
Renthal Bars
Laegers, +1 steering stem and Anti Vibe mount
Tusk Heel Guards
#7
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Posted 30 May 2009 - 04:52 PM
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Posted 07 June 2009 - 05:40 PM
see ya on the trail
mid-ga. dirt dobbers
mid-ga. dirt dobbers
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