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Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
>
> Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite
> to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
>
> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
> sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it
> becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the
> hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
> The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya
> breathe?'
>
> The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
>
>
> The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress,
> yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt
> cheek a lick with his tongue.
> The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and
> the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
> As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly
> back to his table.
>
> His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of
> that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't
> niver seed nobody do it!'
> If you don't send this to five friends, there will be
> five fewer people laughing in the world!

[crustyfrog]

How do you decide which cheek???

[P-Dogg]

Well that depends on what she looks like.

In some cases...It may require to lick em both....JUST TO BE SAFE.

[Jkane13]

Or one big wet lick right down the middle! <shudder>