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A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?'
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what you think. I just had a mammogram. The doctor says not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.
The husband replies, 'What did he say about your 55-year old a@*? 'Your name never came up,' she replied.
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Mammogram
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Posted 01 March 2009 - 05:55 PM
Only 2 defining forces died for you-Jesus Christ & the American Soldier. 1 died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Life Isn't About Waiting For The Storm To Pass. . . It's Learning How To Dance In The Rain!!!
I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I s#*t on?"
If You Choose To Ride Without A Helmet, Please Be Sure Your Organ Donor Card Is Signed
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Life Isn't About Waiting For The Storm To Pass. . . It's Learning How To Dance In The Rain!!!
I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I s#*t on?"
If You Choose To Ride Without A Helmet, Please Be Sure Your Organ Donor Card Is Signed
WisDNR ATV Safety Instructor
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Posted 01 March 2009 - 10:05 PM
Rules to live by:
Give your heart to Jesus.
Suck it up, no one said it would be easy.
Take care of your family.
Be good to others.
Work hard and never stop working.
Get out and ride.
Give your heart to Jesus.
Suck it up, no one said it would be easy.
Take care of your family.
Be good to others.
Work hard and never stop working.
Get out and ride.
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