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#1 muskymike

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 04:22 PM

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

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#2 atvfamilyride

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 07:52 PM

I wish my thumbs were bigger.

Rules to live by:
Give your heart to Jesus.
Suck it up, no one said it would be easy.
Take care of your family.
Be good to others.
Work hard and never stop working.
Get out and ride.

#3 P-Dogg

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 08:21 PM

Guilty!

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#4 Lars

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 07:05 AM

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