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Single vs Engaged vs Married

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 07:38 AM

Single vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED!!
> Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"
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> The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"
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> The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos.
> I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?


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Posted 10 March 2009 - 08:13 AM

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Posted 10 March 2009 - 06:44 PM

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 03:25 PM

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 04:09 PM

LMAO...!!! Now that's funny....I don't care who ya are...!! 24.gif
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Posted 17 May 2009 - 10:56 AM

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