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Posted 11 March 2009 - 09:03 AM

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America .."

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa ."

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 03:53 PM

Sad but true.....
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 06:23 PM

That's a good eye opener. Aren't we americans nice!
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 10:30 PM

KTM265, You are right in your signature.Sliding into the grave screaming "holy crap what a ride" is the greatest testament to a life well lived......... score.gif



QUOTE (KTM265 @ Mar 11 2009, 08:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America .."

The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America !"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"

She says, "No, I am from Africa ."

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 09:16 AM

QUOTE (scramblher @ Mar 11 2009, 11:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
KTM265, You are right in your signature.Sliding into the grave screaming "holy crap what a ride" is the greatest testament to a life well lived......... score.gif


Thank you... There is a lot in life to appreciate and enjoy. We should all take the time to have fun...take in all that life has to offer.

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely and in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways totally worn out, shouting "Holy Crap, What a Ride!"

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