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[KTM265]

NINE PHRASES WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

[GRIZ_MAN07]

im scared now. the first two txts i got from my girlfriend said fine and nothing. I asked her how she was and she said "Fine." Then i asked her what was wrong and she said "Nothing." Great. Im gettin a new one ripped in me today.

[SailorGriz]

im scared now. the first two txts i got from my girlfriend said fine and nothing. I asked her how she was and she said "Fine." Then i asked her what was wrong and she said "Nothing." Great. Im gettin a new one ripped in me today.

Sounds like you should keep her at text message distance for a few days.

[atvfamilyride]

im scared now. the first two txts i got from my girlfriend said fine and nothing. I asked her how she was and she said "Fine." Then i asked her what was wrong and she said "Nothing." Great. Im gettin a new one ripped in me today.

hope you don't get a loud sigh followed by a "whatever", dude. It will all be over.

[KTM265]

Watchout for that "whatever" it will get you every time.

Now excuse me, I need to go make my bed on the couch... Had the 5 minute violation.

[P-Dogg]

Thats pretty funny... I guess I learn the hard way though. IF she says nothing or fine or go ahead...I say OK, see ya later.

[LadyFly]

I use 3,5, and 8 the most. And I use all of these with every man in my life not just the husband. Number 8 is the one I use the most.

NINE PHRASES WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.