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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables..
TEACHER: Simon, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Last, But Not Least
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Kids Think Quick!!!
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Posted 31 March 2009 - 03:39 PM
Only 2 defining forces died for you-Jesus Christ & the American Soldier. 1 died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Life Isn't About Waiting For The Storm To Pass. . . It's Learning How To Dance In The Rain!!!
I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I s#*t on?"
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Life Isn't About Waiting For The Storm To Pass. . . It's Learning How To Dance In The Rain!!!
I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I s#*t on?"
If You Choose To Ride Without A Helmet, Please Be Sure Your Organ Donor Card Is Signed
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 07:15 AM
Talladega, AL
Possum Patrol
2008 TeamGreen BF 750
Warn 3.0 XT
ITP SS108's (Black)
25" Maxxis Bighorns
HL Penlock
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Possum Patrol
2008 TeamGreen BF 750
Warn 3.0 XT
ITP SS108's (Black)
25" Maxxis Bighorns
HL Penlock
Ricochet Skid Plates
A3 Spider Grips
TwinAir Air Filter
J&T Temp guage
Full Muzzy
Muzzy Digituner
2009 TTR 230 - Mine
2003 TTR 125 - Biggin's
2003 KLX 110 - Mallory
2006 TTR 50 - Macy
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 09:08 AM
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 10:22 PM
That is some witty kids
2006 Polaris Sportsmam 500 HO
PoPo Rack extenders
26"Kenda Bearclaws
2000 lb Mile Marker Winch
PoPo front brushguard
Heel Clicker ClutchKit
Reverse Overide Mod.
Headlight Mod. + 2 additional lights
Spider Grips
Uni Filter
ROLL TIDE!!!!!!
PoPo Rack extenders
26"Kenda Bearclaws
2000 lb Mile Marker Winch
PoPo front brushguard
Heel Clicker ClutchKit
Reverse Overide Mod.
Headlight Mod. + 2 additional lights
Spider Grips
Uni Filter
ROLL TIDE!!!!!!
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