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catholics and the redneck

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Posted 03 April 2009 - 09:00 PM

Some catholics lived in a trailer park. During Lent, one of thier redneck neighbors was grilling venison. It was a huge temptation, so they called the priest. The priest came over to try and convert the redneck to catholicism and avoid further temptation. The redneck agreed to come to mass, and once there, converted. The priest explained, " I know you were a baptist as a child, and grew up as a baptist. But today your a catholic and you must do as we do. The redneck agreed. The next weekend the catholics in the trailer park smelled venison grilling again. They called the priest, who came immediatly to chastise the redneck. As he approached the trailer he heard the redneck speaking to his grill. "OK little deer, I know you were a baby deer, and raised a deer, but today your a catfish."
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Posted 06 April 2009 - 07:56 AM

i go to a southern baptist church and that was in the church bulletin lol
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Posted 06 April 2009 - 04:45 PM

QUOTE (GRIZ_MAN07 @ Apr 6 2009, 08:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i go to a southern baptist church and that was in the church bulletin lol



That's cool. Southern Baptists from Montana. I am Southern Baptist also. For some reason I picture most people up north being Catholic, I don't really know why? TV, I guess.
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Suck it up, no one said it would be easy.
Take care of your family.
Be good to others.
Work hard and never stop working.
Get out and ride.

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