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[oldmancrash]

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . . . . .

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Montana plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Montana sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Montana drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die..
Folks in Montana close the windows.

Zero: ;
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Montana get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Montana let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Montanaites get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Montana start saying...'Cold enough for ya?'

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Montana public schools will open 2 hours late

[GRIZ_MAN07]

those are perfect. exactly how it is back in Choteau! one time when it the windchill got down to 40 or 50 below when i was in highschool they didnt tell us anything about bundling up and covering up skin at school. They told us to park our vehicles in the parking lot facing away from the wind so they would start after school so we could all drive home! lol