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#1 kodiak660

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 02:58 PM

A little girl asked her mother: 'How did the human race appear?'
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children;
and so all mankind was made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered,
'Many years ago there were monkeys from
which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother and said,
'Mum, how is it possible that you told me the
human race was created by God,
and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'
The mother answered,
'Well, darling, it is very simple.
I told you about my side of the family,
and your father told you about his.'

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 03:45 PM

Yup, sonds about right!

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Posted 21 May 2009 - 08:06 PM

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Posted 24 May 2009 - 08:57 PM

me thinks she might be talking about mys family ??????

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Posted 26 May 2009 - 08:47 AM

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