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#1 User is offline   kodiak660 


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Posted 28 May 2009 - 07:30 PM

A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started
screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no
matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he
said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most import ant things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"

"OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer. (scroll down)
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Posted 31 May 2009 - 05:53 PM

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Posted 31 May 2009 - 07:44 PM

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2007 Silverado 1500 Classic LS Ext. Cab
2005 Polaris 600 Twin, my ride...........
2006 Polaris Hawkeye, daughters ride............
Custom built 2 place Toy Hauler equipped with tie downs.


The daughter needs gas..............

"No ATV's were ever harmed while in my care........... The bird on the other hand... Well, lets just say that Megan and her ATV are OK..........."

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Posted 07 June 2009 - 05:38 PM

sounds bout rite .....
see ya on the trail

mid-ga. dirt dobbers

#5 User is offline   jhuck 


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Posted 07 June 2009 - 09:24 PM

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lets just say I'm in the market...as it were
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