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Ole & Sven

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 08:23 AM

Ole and Sven are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, drinking beer when Sven says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.'

Ole spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better think it over... women like that are hard to find.'

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