[X] My Assistant

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*..._In a Tokyo Hotel_*

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*An American salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo ,

Japan . Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's

meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a

barber on the premises.*

* *

*'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'But

down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should

serve your purposes'.*

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*Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine,

inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which

time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds

later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his

reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life. *



*Two feet away was another mach ine with a sign that

read,'Manicures $20.00'.*

* *

*'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted

his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and

whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they

were perfectly manicured.*

* *

*The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a

Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 cents'.*

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The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine,

unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood

into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let

out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds

later the machine shut off.*

* *

*With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his

tender unit...which now had a button sewn neatly on the end.*

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[steelrunner83]

Ha ha! He should have known better! 50 cents come on thats pretty cheap!!! Thats pretty good though!