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The Power of a Badge

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 03:44 PM

The Power of the Badge . . .

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish - on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

Rancher nods politely, apologizes and goes about his chores.

Short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull.

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs . . .

" Your badge . . . show him your BADGE ! "

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Posted 27 November 2009 - 08:24 PM

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Posted 30 November 2009 - 04:35 AM

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 03:19 PM

Good one! LOL

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 03:49 PM

Ha! Guess he had that one coming!

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 02:39 AM

As soon as he says don't go in that field you know thats exactly what he is going to do.

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 01:31 AM

see ya on the trail

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