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Grouchy Old Man

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Posted 08 December 2009 - 05:04 PM

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. The elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes.

To add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around in order to return to the restaurant. All the way back, the husband became the classic grouchy old man.

He fussed and complained and scolded 4rrvt2.gif his wife relentlessly. The more he chided her the more agitated jpshakehead.gif she became. He just wouldn't letup. To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.

As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her: 'While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card!' grr.gif lachtot.gif 24.gif


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Posted 09 December 2009 - 02:36 AM

HAHAHA this is a good on. This isn't a true story that happened to you is it. LOL

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 02:39 AM

QUOTE (quad rider @ Dec 8 2009, 06:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
HAHAHA this is a good on. This isn't a true story that happened to you is it. LOL

You think I'm a grouchy old man? 4rrvt2.gif thud222.gif

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 04:05 PM

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Posted 09 December 2009 - 05:14 PM

QUOTE (dipstick @ Dec 8 2009, 06:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You think I'm a grouchy old man? 4rrvt2.gif thud222.gif

Of course not.

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 01:29 AM

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