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A dentist noticed his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous. He decided to tell a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.' She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought. 5 minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked. She said 'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.' She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought. 5 minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked. She said 'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!
