The perfect living will.........

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scramblher

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Posted 30 December 2009 - 08:58 PM

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The perfect living will.........

I,_______________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstance should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology
if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Martini
Cold beer
Chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Sex
Mexican food
Hot chocolate with pepermint schnapps
French Fries
Pizza
Sex
Chocolate
Cup of coffee with Baileys Irish cream
Vodka
Steak
Sex
Captain Morgan and coke
my quad
my fishing pole

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such determination is made, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the "fat lady sing" and call it a day!!!

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Posted 31 December 2009 - 01:02 AM

QUOTE (scramblher @ Dec 30 2009, 12:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

looks like a charecter from the Simpsons am i right.

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 01:15 AM

Oh, or SEX too,'

LOL, good one

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 09:00 PM

Cant live w/o Beer, steak or Whoopie

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