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Posted 03 January 2010 - 07:37 PM

AP wire service from Oslo, Norway

Police in Oslo, Norway have arrested and charged a man for selling "Eternal Youth Pills"
Records at Oslo Police Headquarters indicate this man is a repeat offender, having been similarly charged in
1452, 1799, and 1935 !

I've been so busy my whole life trying to earn a living..
....I forgot to make any money !


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Posted 03 January 2010 - 08:56 PM

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