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This has been around before, but it's appropriate since the weight loss challenge is ongoing.
Yesterday I was at the local Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog Charlie. A woman behind me in the checkout line asked the typical redundant question of "do you have a dog?"
What did she think I had, an elephant? On impulse I told her no, I didn't have a dog. I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her it was essentially a perfect diet. The way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Walmart won't let me shop there anymore
Yesterday I was at the local Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog Charlie. A woman behind me in the checkout line asked the typical redundant question of "do you have a dog?"
What did she think I had, an elephant? On impulse I told her no, I didn't have a dog. I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her it was essentially a perfect diet. The way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Walmart won't let me shop there anymore
