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Husband Down

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Posted 11 February 2010 - 12:43 PM

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Target store. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife.

A few aisles further along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.' Announcement on the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down

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Posted 11 February 2010 - 06:37 PM

We all learn from our mistake and from the mistakes of others.

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 02:31 AM

Which item would you choose?

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 03:15 AM

Compromise, better beer cheaper face cream

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 05:28 PM

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