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A young lady bought a new pickup and proudly drove it home. She returned the next day and told the service tech she couldn't get the radio to work. The tech explained the radio is voice activated.
'Nelson,' the tech said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued. 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!' In an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. She drove away happy.
For the next few days every time she said 'Beethoven,' beautiful classical music played. When she said, 'Beatles,' one of their awesome songs came on.
Yesterday someone ran a red light and nearly creamed her new truck. She swerved in time to avoid him and yelled, 'A#s Hole!' Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States"”
'Nelson,' the tech said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued. 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!' In an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. She drove away happy.
For the next few days every time she said 'Beethoven,' beautiful classical music played. When she said, 'Beatles,' one of their awesome songs came on.
Yesterday someone ran a red light and nearly creamed her new truck. She swerved in time to avoid him and yelled, 'A#s Hole!' Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States"”
