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A Baptist minister went to look at a horse that a Pentecostal preacher had for sale.

The Baptist minister aked if there was anything wrong with the horse, and the Pentecostal preacher
said, "No, but there are two peculiarities about the horse you should know.
To make him go you say in a loud voice 'Praise The Lord' and to make him stop you have to yell 'Hallelujah'."

So the Baptist minister pays the Pentecostal preacher and gets on the horse and says "Praise the Lord" but the horse just stood there.
The Pentecostal preacher tells him, "You have to shout it like you mean it." So, the Baptist minister yells "Praise the Lord" and the horse starts walking.
He says it again and the horse starts trotting, he says it once more and the horse takes off into a full run.

The horse starts running straight to the edge of a cliff and the Baptist minister forgot how to make the horse stop. As the horse neared the edge of the cliff,
he remembers the word and yells "Hallelujah" and the horse locks up his legs and slides right to the edge of the cliff.

The Baptist minister relieved, wipes his brow and looks up to heaven and proclaims "Praise the Lord"!