[X] My Assistant

[SlipKnotRicky]

Bubba went to the high school wrestling match and was about to wrestle the state champion. The coach tells Bubba, "Whatever you do,
don't let him get you in the Pretzel Hold, nobody has ever gotten out of it. That is why he is the state champion."

So, Bubba gets ready and about three seconds into the match, the state champ locks up Bubba hopelessly into the pretzel hold.

The coach watched as the referee slapped the mat once, twice, and unbelieveably up jumps Bubba and slams the state champ and pins him for the win.

Bubba comes back with the look of pain on his face and the astonished coach asks Bubba "How did you get out of the Pretzel hold?"

"Well, coach after he rolled me up into the pretzel hold, all I could see was this big butt right in my face and the only part of my body
I could move was my Jaw, so I knew what my only option was. So I opened up wide and I bit that big butt as hard as I could,
I could feel my teeth sinking into the flesh."

"And Coach", Bubba continued, "The reason I was able to get out of the Pretzel hold was that I had the most excruciating pain in my rear end....

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