Blonde Joke to end all Blonde Jokes

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 05:42 AM

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and
was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What
does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it"

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and
handed it to the policewoman. Here it is," she said..

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay,
you can go.... I didn't realize you were a cop."

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 06:32 AM

Only 2 defining forces died for you-Jesus Christ & the American Soldier. 1 died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

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Posted 20 March 2010 - 03:26 PM

Looks like theres a theroy behind this. LOL

But way too funny!

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