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Bad Luck Wife

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Posted 01 March 2005 - 06:26 PM

The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She gently asked, smiling as
her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck."

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Eastern Kentucky ATV Association
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Posted 07 March 2005 - 01:39 PM

:lola:

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Posted 08 March 2005 - 11:06 PM

OUCH!!!!!

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Posted 08 March 2005 - 11:13 PM

That is something Lars could come up with.

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>>>>>PoPo Rider<<<<<
2002 PoPO 500 H.O.

Mackee's Song..
I'm a little PoPo Rider, short and stout
Playing in the mud is what it's all about
When I'm playing in the mud, then I shout
"just throw me a winch line and pull me out"

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