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A 3 year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words Uh-oh, it's already too late.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old. Duplos will not.
Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
Super glue is forever
No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words Uh-oh, it's already too late.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old. Duplos will not.
Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
Super glue is forever
No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
