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Dolly and the Queen
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day. They both go before an angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in.
The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, whereupon she takes off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be see them every day for eternity."
The angel asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into the toilette and pulls the lever.
The angel said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged and asks, "What's this all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down, and she simply gargled and got in. Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," said the angel, "but even in heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are.
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day. They both go before an angel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in.
The angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, whereupon she takes off her top and said, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be see them every day for eternity."
The angel asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into the toilette and pulls the lever.
The angel said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged and asks, "What's this all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down, and she simply gargled and got in. Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," said the angel, "but even in heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are.
