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Henry was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital, and there was one nurse that just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child.
She would speak to him in a patronizing tone of voice, like "And how are we doing this morning?" or "Are we ready for a bath?" or "Are we hungry?"
Old Henry had had enough of this particular nurse. One day during breakfast, he pulled the apple juice off his tray, and put it in his bedside drawer.
Awhile later he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing. Smirking, he poured the apple juice into the bottle instead.
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today," she said in her patronizing tone.
At this, Old Henry snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."
The nurse fainted! Old Henry just smiled!
She would speak to him in a patronizing tone of voice, like "And how are we doing this morning?" or "Are we ready for a bath?" or "Are we hungry?"
Old Henry had had enough of this particular nurse. One day during breakfast, he pulled the apple juice off his tray, and put it in his bedside drawer.
Awhile later he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing. Smirking, he poured the apple juice into the bottle instead.
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, but it seems we are a little cloudy today," she said in her patronizing tone.
At this, Old Henry snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."
The nurse fainted! Old Henry just smiled!
