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You might be a BlueBlood.......

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Posted 15 March 2005 - 05:05 PM

This is a switch, it's about Northerners

BlueBloods are Northerners --- the opposite of Rednecks , and you might be a BlueBlood if...

Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.

You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."

You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY.

You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road. (e.g., boiled peanuts, pronounced bald penis) .

You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.

For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits.

You never had and don't know what a moon pie is.

You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled.

You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.

You have no idea what a polecat is.

You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog.

You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than at Six Flags.

You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.

You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"- instead of "Cokes."

You've never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato sandwich.

You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife show.

You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.

You call binoculars opera glasses.

You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.

You don't know anyone with at least two first names i.e., Joe Bob, Faye Ellen , Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)

You don't know any women with male names(i.e., Tommie, Bobbie, Johnnie, Jimmie)

You don't have Maw-maw's & Paw-paw's.

You've never been to a craft show.

None of your fur coats are homemade.

You have no idea who the Allisons, Pettys or Earnhardts are.

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Posted 16 March 2005 - 03:23 PM

what is a moon pie?


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Posted 16 March 2005 - 03:26 PM

QUOTE (outsider56 @ Mar 16 2005, 08:23 AM)
what is a moon pie?

slap.gif one of the greatest creations of.... someone :lola:

I must be somewhere in the middle, case some of those apply to me, but a lot of redneck ones do too. thud222.gif

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Posted 16 March 2005 - 03:39 PM

QUOTE (outsider56 @ Mar 16 2005, 07:23 AM)
what is a moon pie?



Moon Pie we usually washem down with a RC cola....cheap and filling.

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