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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand
pulling a male buffalo with the other and says to the
waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure thing, coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. After drinking
the coffee down in one gulp, the Indian turns and blasts
the buffalo with the shotgun, then just walks out of the
place!
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun
in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want
coffee!"
The waiter says, "Whoa, mister! We're still cleaning up
your mess from yesterday. What the heck is all this about,
anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper
management. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave
mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
pulling a male buffalo with the other and says to the
waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure thing, coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. After drinking
the coffee down in one gulp, the Indian turns and blasts
the buffalo with the shotgun, then just walks out of the
place!
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun
in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want
coffee!"
The waiter says, "Whoa, mister! We're still cleaning up
your mess from yesterday. What the heck is all this about,
anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper
management. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave
mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
Posted 16 March 2005 - 02:55 PM
