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100 quarts of milk

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Posted 21 March 2005 - 06:36 PM

This milkman sees a note on the door of one of his blonde customers. The note asks for 100 quarts of milk. Thinking this a mistake, the milkman rings her doorbell and asks about the 100 quarts.

She says, "Yes, I need 100 quarts. On the talk show I saw last night they said milk baths are good for the skin."

The milkman asks, "Do you want it PASTURIZED?".

She answers, "No...up to my shoulders will be sufficient!"

Tony Patrick, President
Eastern Kentucky ATV Association
http://groups.msn.com/ekaa
Licensed ASI Instructor

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