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Posted 24 March 2005 - 10:20 PM

There's nothing funnier or easier than cracking on your buddies mama. Lets tell all the one's we know. Here's a starter and my all time favorite:

Yomama's so fat,
after sex, she smokes a turkey!

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Posted 26 March 2005 - 06:08 AM

I tried to smoke a turkey once. Hard to keep those things lit long enough to take a puff.

Here goes:
Yo mommas so fat she's got her own zip code.

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Posted 26 March 2005 - 10:26 PM

Yomama is so fat she fell off both sides of the bed at one time.

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 12:45 AM

yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family..

yo mama so fat that smaller fat women orbit around her

yo mama so fat her blood type's Ragu

yo mama so fat she cut her leg shaving and gravy came out

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 02:59 AM

How were your days at 1st grade today?

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 06:10 AM

yo mama so fat folk exercise by jogging around her!

yo mama so fat when I tell her to haul ###, she gotta make two trips.

yo mama so fat ........ :lol: I can't do anymore.

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