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Two Kentucky hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of
whiskey,
they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya
swallar?" The
woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a
lick with
his tongue.
The woman is so shocked... She violently spasms and the obstruction
flies
out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks
slowly
back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hiney Lick
Maneuver' before but I ain't niver seen nobody do it."
whiskey,
they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya
swallar?" The
woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a
lick with
his tongue.
The woman is so shocked... She violently spasms and the obstruction
flies
out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks
slowly
back to the bar.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hiney Lick
Maneuver' before but I ain't niver seen nobody do it."
