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> THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
>
>1.. My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She
> thought she was God and I didn't.
>
>2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
>
>3.. I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!
>
>4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill
> them.
>
>5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
>
>6.. Don't take life too seriously--no one gets out alive.
>
>7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
>
>8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
>
>9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
>
>10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- some parts are missing.
>
>11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
>
>12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,
> why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
>
>13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
>
>14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
>
>15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
>
>16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
>
>17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
>
>18.. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I
> grew up.
>
>19.. Procrastinate now!
>
>20.. I have a degree in Liberal Arts; do you want fries with that?
>
>
>21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
>
>22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
>
>23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
>
>24..They call it PMS because Mad-Cow Disease was already taken.
>
>25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
>
>26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
> thousand times the memory.
>
>27..Ham and eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime
> commitment for a pig.
>
>28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
>
>29.. The original point-and-click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
>
>30.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
>
> Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying
>for.
> ...Will Rogers
>
>
>Have a Great Day
>
>1.. My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She
> thought she was God and I didn't.
>
>2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
>
>3.. I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!
>
>4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill
> them.
>
>5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
>
>6.. Don't take life too seriously--no one gets out alive.
>
>7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
>
>8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
>
>9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
>
>10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- some parts are missing.
>
>11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
>
>12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,
> why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
>
>13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
>
>14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
>
>15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
>
>16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
>
>17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
>
>18.. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I
> grew up.
>
>19.. Procrastinate now!
>
>20.. I have a degree in Liberal Arts; do you want fries with that?
>
>
>21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
>
>22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
>
>23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
>
>24..They call it PMS because Mad-Cow Disease was already taken.
>
>25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
>
>26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
> thousand times the memory.
>
>27..Ham and eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime
> commitment for a pig.
>
>28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
>
>29.. The original point-and-click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
>
>30.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
>
> Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying
>for.
> ...Will Rogers
>
>
>Have a Great Day
