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You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em
The young bride approached her new husband on their wedding night and asked for $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, with him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes and other incidentals that she wanted.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes, he explained that his company had gone through a process of corporate down sizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and they were therefore ruined financially.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totalling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him stock certificates issued by their bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were the largest stockholders in the bank. She explained that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and these holdings were the results of her savings and investments.
Faced with the evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"
Some men just don't have any idea when to keep their mouths shut.!!!
You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em
The young bride approached her new husband on their wedding night and asked for $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, with him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes and other incidentals that she wanted.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes, he explained that his company had gone through a process of corporate down sizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and they were therefore ruined financially.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of deposits and interest totalling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him stock certificates issued by their bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were the largest stockholders in the bank. She explained that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and these holdings were the results of her savings and investments.
Faced with the evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"
Some men just don't have any idea when to keep their mouths shut.!!!
