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1. Your nickname is:
• "Chappy" — because your lips are always chapped. (Score = 1)
• "Pigpen" — you always have stuff in your teeth. (Score = 2)
• "Pearl Drop" — your teeth are sparkly clean. (Score = 3)
• "Hot Lips" — because they're so kissable. (Score = 4)
• "Hal" — as in Halitosis (Score = -1)
2. Which oral hygiene items are in your medicine cabinet?
• Cold sore cream. (Score = 1)
• A complimentary toothbrush from my dentist (still wrapped). (Score = 2)
• Whitening strips, organic toothpaste, hemp toothbrush and floss and fancy mouthwash. (Score = 3)
• Quality toothpaste and floss, a state-of-the-art electric toothbrush, a tongue-scraper and organic lip balm. (Score = 4)
• What's oral hygiene? (Score = -1)
3. When a woman wants to kiss you, where does she aim?
• Hand. (Score = 1)
• Forehead. (Score = 2)
• Cheek. (Score = 3)
• Lips. (Score = 4)
• She doesn't. (Score = -1)
4. Valentine's gift you're most likely to get:
• A multi-pack of lip balm. (Score = 1)
• A super-sized box of toothpicks and tooth towels. (Score = 2)
• A box of white chocolate. (Score = 3)
• A big smooch. (Score = 4)
• A case of mouthwash. (Score = -1)
5. Which magazine best describes your puss?
• Sports Illustrated. (Score = 1)
• Food & Wine. (Score = 2)
• GQ. (Score = 3)
• Playgirl. (Score = 4)
• Outdoor Life. (Score = -1)
Less than 0: Guh. Your kisser's a scary place, making you anything but kissable, dude. Get thee to a dentist immediately. Or at least brush!
0-5: You lack curb appeal. Your mouth may be fine on the inside, but the entry way (your lips) is so unappealing you're probably turning people off. Invest in some good-quality lip balm and see if your kissability doesn't improve.
6-10: You are what you eat. And she can see every bite you've taken. Clean it up and improve your smoochability. Then do a quick search here to find a lip-lockin' love.
11-15: You're certainly fastidious about your teeth and breath. Just make sure you're not obsessing about them.
16-20: Mmmmmmm. Your mouth is nice and clean and your lips are soft and kissable. Pucker up, big babe
• "Chappy" — because your lips are always chapped. (Score = 1)
• "Pigpen" — you always have stuff in your teeth. (Score = 2)
• "Pearl Drop" — your teeth are sparkly clean. (Score = 3)
• "Hot Lips" — because they're so kissable. (Score = 4)
• "Hal" — as in Halitosis (Score = -1)
2. Which oral hygiene items are in your medicine cabinet?
• Cold sore cream. (Score = 1)
• A complimentary toothbrush from my dentist (still wrapped). (Score = 2)
• Whitening strips, organic toothpaste, hemp toothbrush and floss and fancy mouthwash. (Score = 3)
• Quality toothpaste and floss, a state-of-the-art electric toothbrush, a tongue-scraper and organic lip balm. (Score = 4)
• What's oral hygiene? (Score = -1)
3. When a woman wants to kiss you, where does she aim?
• Hand. (Score = 1)
• Forehead. (Score = 2)
• Cheek. (Score = 3)
• Lips. (Score = 4)
• She doesn't. (Score = -1)
4. Valentine's gift you're most likely to get:
• A multi-pack of lip balm. (Score = 1)
• A super-sized box of toothpicks and tooth towels. (Score = 2)
• A box of white chocolate. (Score = 3)
• A big smooch. (Score = 4)
• A case of mouthwash. (Score = -1)
5. Which magazine best describes your puss?
• Sports Illustrated. (Score = 1)
• Food & Wine. (Score = 2)
• GQ. (Score = 3)
• Playgirl. (Score = 4)
• Outdoor Life. (Score = -1)
Less than 0: Guh. Your kisser's a scary place, making you anything but kissable, dude. Get thee to a dentist immediately. Or at least brush!
0-5: You lack curb appeal. Your mouth may be fine on the inside, but the entry way (your lips) is so unappealing you're probably turning people off. Invest in some good-quality lip balm and see if your kissability doesn't improve.
6-10: You are what you eat. And she can see every bite you've taken. Clean it up and improve your smoochability. Then do a quick search here to find a lip-lockin' love.
11-15: You're certainly fastidious about your teeth and breath. Just make sure you're not obsessing about them.
16-20: Mmmmmmm. Your mouth is nice and clean and your lips are soft and kissable. Pucker up, big babe
