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i heard this one yesterday and its pretty good. you guys may have heard this.
three guys were sitting around bragging about giving the new wives duties that were to be done everyday.
the first guy said that he married a girl from ohio and he told her that she needed to have the laundry done every day by the time he got home from work. he said the first day he got home he didn't see any improvement. he saw a little improvement by the second day, but by the third day, she had all the laundry done when he got home.
the second guy said that he married a girl from michigan and he told her that she had to have laundry and the dishes done everyday by the time he gets home. he said the first day he so no improvement. the second day he saw some improvement. she had the laundry done but left a sink full dishes. then by the third day she had all the laundry and dishes done by the time he got home.
the third guy said he married a girl from georgia. he told her that she had to have dinner on the table, all the dishes washed, the house clean, and the grass cut by the time he got home everyday. he said the first he didn't see any improvement. the second day he still couldn't see anything, but by third day the swelling in his left eye went down enough to see how to make him a ham sandwich, wash his own dishes, and call the kid down the street to cut the grass.
three guys were sitting around bragging about giving the new wives duties that were to be done everyday.
the first guy said that he married a girl from ohio and he told her that she needed to have the laundry done every day by the time he got home from work. he said the first day he got home he didn't see any improvement. he saw a little improvement by the second day, but by the third day, she had all the laundry done when he got home.
the second guy said that he married a girl from michigan and he told her that she had to have laundry and the dishes done everyday by the time he gets home. he said the first day he so no improvement. the second day he saw some improvement. she had the laundry done but left a sink full dishes. then by the third day she had all the laundry and dishes done by the time he got home.
the third guy said he married a girl from georgia. he told her that she had to have dinner on the table, all the dishes washed, the house clean, and the grass cut by the time he got home everyday. he said the first he didn't see any improvement. the second day he still couldn't see anything, but by third day the swelling in his left eye went down enough to see how to make him a ham sandwich, wash his own dishes, and call the kid down the street to cut the grass.
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