[X] My Assistant

[Kageys Girl]

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful .. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful .. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them!
Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving"

(I don't really do that to Kagey when he's driving.....much, But I do keep stomping an imaginary brake on the passenger side alot) :lol:

[scootergp]

My wife used to do that. Any guy knows you can't get the draft from 20 feet behind somebody. One day before we went on a trip, I took a picture of the brake pedal and printed it on an 8x10 paper. When she got in the truck to leave, on the passenger side floorboard was the picture. She got the hint, and doesn't do it any more.