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Q. What kind of man was Boaz from the Bible before he got married?
A. He was Ruth-less.
Q. What do they call Pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah! He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard through out the land.
Probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson, he brought down the house.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses, he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. It's banks were always overflowing.
Q. What boy in the Bible babysat his worst enemy?
A. David, he rocked Goliath.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, the son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards in the ark?
A. Noah was standing on the deck.
Q. Did you know God commanded only men to make coffee in the Bible, not women?
A. It says, "Hebrews"
A. He was Ruth-less.
Q. What do they call Pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah! He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard through out the land.
Probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson, he brought down the house.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses, he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan. It's banks were always overflowing.
Q. What boy in the Bible babysat his worst enemy?
A. David, he rocked Goliath.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, the son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards in the ark?
A. Noah was standing on the deck.
Q. Did you know God commanded only men to make coffee in the Bible, not women?
A. It says, "Hebrews"
